JOKE
The ______________afternoon
One
Saturday afternoon the grasshopper,
the snail, and the centipede were sitting around the
grasshopper's house drinking beer.
They ran out of beer before they had even had one glass each, so they decided one of them should go out for more beer.
The snail said, "I'd go, but I'm kind of slow. Besides, Grasshopper, this is your neighborhood so you know where to go."
The grasshopper said, "I don't mind going, but my hopping will shake up the cans and we'll get sprayed every time we open one."
So they decided to send the centipede; and the grasshopper explained how to get to the nearest liquor store. An hour or so passed and still the centipede hadn't returned, so the snail and the grasshopper decided to go look for him. They got as far as the front door and found the centipede sitting there putting on his shoes.
They ran out of beer before they had even had one glass each, so they decided one of them should go out for more beer.
The snail said, "I'd go, but I'm kind of slow. Besides, Grasshopper, this is your neighborhood so you know where to go."
The grasshopper said, "I don't mind going, but my hopping will shake up the cans and we'll get sprayed every time we open one."
So they decided to send the centipede; and the grasshopper explained how to get to the nearest liquor store. An hour or so passed and still the centipede hadn't returned, so the snail and the grasshopper decided to go look for him. They got as far as the front door and found the centipede sitting there putting on his shoes.
1. Fill in the missing word in the title. What kind of
afternoon would you say this was?
2. Write the two words in which "c" sounds like
"s"?
3. Write 3 words with "ice" in and 3 with "ace"
in.
4. Write 5 words with "ai" like in snail.
5. Write 5 words that have 3 syllables in them (you can
include words from the title).
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