JOKE The Day Off

 The Day Off

1. Read
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

2. True or False?
1.    The place the people worked in was a factory.
2.    The palace the people worked in was a factory.
3.    The policeman who the people worked with was funky.
4.    The woman was an introvert.
5.    The woman was inventive.
6.    The woman was in an adventure movie.
7.    The boss was a trusting person.
8.    The boss was a trumpet player.
9.    The boss was a trucking person.
10. The man started to pull up his sleeve too.
11. The man started to leave too.
12. The man trod in dog poo.